This honest yet hilarious adoption post for a dog that does not like humans, animals, or children is winning the love and admiration of people all over the world.
If you’re in New Jersey and looking for a “chucky doll in a dog’s body,” then Prancer, the delightful Chihuahua wreaking havoc at his owner’s abode, is your pup! Adopt him today and let all the fun begin.
This week, Tyfanee Fortuna posted on Facebook expressing her struggles of trying to accurately and persuasively post Prancer for adoption over the last few months. With every attempt she made, it seemed like there was one little thing that prevented her from making him seem ‘palatable’ enough for potential adopters.
She begins by declaring, “Unfortunately, not many people would be interested in getting a neurotic dog that has an aversion to men, animals, and children – especially one that looks like a gremlin!”.
But I’m confident that out there, somewhere, is the perfect companion for Prancer. My family and I are exhausted from enduring his demonic Chihuahua reign over our home each day – a consequence of accepting him as part of our years ago.
She humorously refers to Prancer as the ‘Chihuahua meme,’ due to his split personality of being 50% spiteful and 50% timid. When she first met him, he was overweight with a bacon, egg, and cheese sandwich crammed into his crate.
Recalling the moment she acquired him, she admits that should have foreseen the issue immediately. His old owner had indulged his every whim; never taking him outdoors or socializing with either other canines or humans – it was no wonder he exhibited such problem behavior.
‘Combine a genetic inclination towards timidity, and you have crafted an anxious wreck – that’s Prancer. By now, I’m sure he isn’t even an actual dog anymore; rather almost like a haunted vessel for some unfortunate Victorian child in our home,’ she mused aloud.
The post has been shared 30,000 times and numerous users have praised Fortuna for the humorous piece. As Prancer had previously resided with an elderly woman, it’s understandable why he is so protective of females — unfortunately, this also means that he loathes men too.
“He despises men even more than women, which is saying something. If you’re married, don’t bother applying unless you loathe your husband! His loyalty and protection are unparalleled – it’s almost better than the security at Capitol itself,” Fortuna jests with a wry smile.
Prancer despises all other creatures, though he currently shares his home with an abundance of animals; seven dogs and twelve cats.
We generally acknowledge that it’s wrong to be aggressive towards other animals, yet sometimes Prancer behaves as if she’d like nothing more than to give everyone a silent death threat — just like Michael Scott did in the iconic episode of The Office. I know exactly how she feels because I’m with her!
Surely you’re still intrigued by Prancer. He has several admirable traits, one of which is loyalty that knows no bounds – if someone tried to harm you, he’d flee with a piercing shriek!
With this pup, solitude is no longer a worry. He loves car rides and obeys basic commands – plus he’s an adorable addition to your family! Bologna faces or not, you’ll never be alone again. And the best part? When left at home, he’s quiet and non-disruptive; exactly what every pet owner looks for in their furry friend.
With guests around, Chucky has to be carefully tucked away just as one would with a vacuum cleaner. It may not seem easy, but I have to try and look for someone who appreciates him despite his peculiar appearance of being a dog-like baby doll.
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